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Land of endless traffic signals. middle age hags with too too much makeup who give you the finger as they cut out in front of you in traffic in their piece of shit cars. pushy stinky asians that ask if they can cut in front of you in the checkout line at the store or get you to pump their gas for them because they dont know how to work the pumps. high prices in the stores. bad bad restaurants. too many cops, more garbage trucks and hauling trucks tan you have ever seen, hogging the road and locking up traffic, home of the most dangerous freeway in the country, 405. way more mexicans and blacks than any resident will ever admit to. huge packs of loser bike riders wearing ridiculous day glow clown suits trying to take up the entire right lanes of traffic. has a manpurse crisis that is rapidly approaching critical levels, and is being ignored by the residents at their own peril. on the fast track to becomming known as baja santa ana.
man i had to go to irvine today and got stuck in traffic behind a bunch of stinky garbage trucks on the 405. there was an accident on the freeway when an asian in a mercedes ran into some hag in a bmw. when I got off the freeway I almost ran over a bunch of clown people on bikes coming out of the jamba juice parking lot into the right lane. man irvine sucks.
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Normally skinny rednecks are named Irvine sometimes goes by "irv" smells like shit and is annoying as hell. Judge them by how white they are
"You seen irvine?"
"yeah he's lookin like a ghost"
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A small midget who is good at many things and has a sidekick called a 'Midget G'
You are a Irvine
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Someone who is amazing in every single way. Doesn't know his/her real beauty. He/she is the best friend you could ever ask for. He/She gives the best advice and is there for you every second of the day. They are the closest thing to perfect. Most people would kill to be an Audrey Irvine.
Wow, Audrey Irvine has made my day once again!
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A raping in which no criminal charges are pressed. Often used to describe a situation in which a person gets the raw end of a deal.
Did you see Jack's new car? He paid way too much for it. The dealer definitely Michael Irvined him on that one.
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Mid physics teacher that has dementia and thinks that a document from "Somewhere, i think its kildare" is gold.
Stephen Irvine has dementia
a phenomenon in which a normal person moves or spends prolonged time in Irvine and becomes increasingly angry, lowers his or her standards, and starts to hate all types of people.
why are you so angry? cause the Irvine effect. I'd rather tortured by the chinese communist, than see them here in Irvine.
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