the game

Rule 1: You are playing the game.
Rule 2: Whenever you think about the game, you lose.
Rule 3: Loss MUST be announced.

Guy1: Hey, have you heard about the game?
Guy2: damn it, you made me lose, loser.

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The game

You just lost it.

'nuff said. You've lost the game.

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Gaming

Gaming is a hardcore sport, that takes skill, teamwork, dedication, and lots of effort. People who play video games are called "gamers". Not just anyone can be good at video games, and it takes practice and time to be good at a certain game.

NFL Pro Tom Brady: I'm not into gaming, because I have a life and have more important things to do

MLG Pro Walshy: Tom Brady is jealous that I can him in Halo 3, it's obvious I have more of a life than he does, I play video games all day.

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Game On

1. A phrase said between people before a competitive event. Usually followed by Giving Skin.
2. A British comedy much loved by many people.

1. You're going down. Game On.
2. "Help! I've got my knob stuck in the vacuum."

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game

life. Life is a game and we all play it as if it were real.

The Hindus believe that all is an illusion, that we are all God and that we are fooling ourselves into believing that life is real.

"If you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you take your sense organs seriously, if you take the energy process seriously, you must turn on, tune in, and drop out" - Timothy Leary

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on the game

prostitute. a person who is coin operated

"blimey" gasped a shocked Kevin "I didn't realise my next door neighbour was on the game"

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Gaming

The act of being cool indoors

Gamer: Mom I'm Gaming Right now! Can't you see bitch! Mom: Well after you are done "gaming" go downstairs and circumcise your father please, he needs a new pair.

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