Do you like waffles?

the song that makes you wake up in teh morning. it will also make you hungry for some waffelz. if youre hungry..dont sing the song..

do you like waffles? yeah we liek waffles! do you liek french toast? yeah we liek french toast!

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Do You Like Hobbies?

Only the best pickup line in the world...it makes the person you're trying to hit on ask more than one question like ummm what do you mean do i like hobbies? or what kind of question is that? to which you respond i dont know, well do you like hobbies? it breaks the ice as an awkward conversation started which is funny and not pervy.

Timmy: Hey pretty lady, do you like hobbies?
Jessica: Huh?
Timmy: You know, hobbies...do you like them?
Jessica: I guess so, i play basketball does that count?
Timmy: Of course! i love basketball too!
....3 months later they get married...see IT WORKS!

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let's do this like Brutus

"Let us proceed with all due haste."

Origin: The "Monster Truck" Strong Bad email wherein Strong Mad will smash Marzipan's guitar over Homestar's head. Homestar says "Let's do this like Brutus!"

I'm ready to go kife some firewood from West End.

Alright, let's do this like Brutus.

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Do you like apples

A rhetorical question asked to a female and no matter the answer the next question is "do you wanna go fuck?"

A great first question to ask in a bar - if she makes a face and slaps you she is a stuck up bitch, but if she says "sure" shes a Hoebag. Eather way you know what kind of girl your talking to.

Tom " Hey Jenny, do you like apples?" Jenny "No but I like strawberries, and they are in season." Tom "No shit, do you wanna go fuck?"

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Do You Like Me?

A narcissistic MySpace application for self-absorbed attention whores.

I met this woman and while doing my research I found she had a “Do You Like Me?” application on her digital ghetto space (MySpace). Needless to say she did not meet the underwriting qualifications for the investment in a relationship.

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Do You Like Stuff

Pick Up Line for middle age men to Middle age woman in bars after having one too many. This pick up line allows the man to have various similar interest by being broad. Guarentees a Laugh as the woman walks away. Not a suggested Pick Up line

*Guy Sits Down and Looks at Woman*
says: Do you Like Stuff ?

*Woman walks away laughing*

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let's do this like Brutus

Kool Keith says lots of crazy stuff, meaning is subject to interpretation and context.

Phrase originates in the track "Still the Best" by Kool Keith at 1:41: "we do this like Brutus"

Phrase altered for Strongbad as "let's do this like Brutus"

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