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The "disease" that begins for eighth grade boys and girls towards the end of the year. Symptoms include: lower grades in classes, excitement towards high school and summer, and not bothering to do homework/pay attention in class.
"Damn, I think I'm catching Eighth Grade-itus!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"
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A fast spreading sickness among youth, in which, they start shit with everyone as long as they have their friends to back them up.
If you have start-shit-itus, I'll fuck your shit out of your mouth.
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The sudden loss of love for the game of basketball because your coach is horrible.
The Coach Rob-itus kicked in and everyone quit the basketball team.
The sensation when you crave Chick-Fil-A, almost more than you normally would and then you realize that it's Sunday and they're closed.
Going about your day;
"Hey I'm hungry. AH! I know what I want. I want Chick-Fil-A."
-Look at the day- (It's Sunday)
"Fucking Chick-Fil-A-itus!!"
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A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.
Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.
the disease yu come down with when yu fake sick
i came down with bull crap-itus on test day!
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The act of not bathing for many a day and having a collection of various things around your "cock" such as cheese shit grease sweat... and of corse negro blood
Andy=Hey pumpkin whats that smell?
Pumpkin=I dont know i just bathed yesterday.....JOEY!!
Joey=Oh i have grease cock itus
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