Js Perspective

a short senecio from someone’s perspective.

not specifically anyone, just for my person. for you youll put 2 letters before the word perspective and those 2 letters will stand for the person your thinking of and your writing as if your them, like a diary. but not your diary.

what’s that your reading.?

it’s a story i wrote from someone else’s mind

what.

Js Perspective

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h'd on the js

Pronounced "Ayched on the jays", this phrase came into being early in 2008. Its original denotation pertained to the culture surrounding the substance "Marijuana." Being "h'd" meant being high. Eventually, the term "j" was added on to the "h" to denote a joint. The connotation of the word came to include the alcohol abuse culture. Being h'd on the js gained the meaning being "hammered on the j's", where a "j" is any object. In this case, it usually refers to a beer, but can be used colloquially to signify anything.

"Dude, that passed out goblin is totally h'd on the js"

Guy 1: "Hey, can you pass me that J?"
Guy 2: "Which one?"
Guy 1: "The big black one"

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dear Js

the compliments one comes up with while sober (sober for decades actually). one may discover heart-warmth in themselves expressing them to someone of appreciation because they just ring true. ultimately making it a pleasure.

Examples of dear Js:
-you are my attention-sucker
-i love looking at you when im not busy
-thinking of unspeakable things takes all my energy making me a lazy cow
-when i jog i imagine im running to you. It makes me go faster
-you look like a bouquet of my favourite cacti
-if i don't pay attention i might moan on the way to work

nbd js

Abbreviation for "no big deal, just saying."

Yo shit's weak. nbd js.

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JS-5000

n. a state of working harder than everyone else; no one else has it a difficult as you do; you sometimes whine "it's not fair" and "why me"

Damn, someone should give the JS-5000 some Midol and a tampon.

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JS Big Pimpin

This term originated from the greatest pimp of all time, J Sammz, which has come to form multiple meanings:
1) adj. The ultimate level of pimpin'; most superior pimp stage.
2) n.All da wiminz love you because you pimp like Sammz.
3)v.The act of being all trilla fo all day, till you clap all dem bitches and hoes.

In order to fully determine whether you have in fact reached the level of JS Big Pimpin', one must first obtain multiple hoes that are insistent on letting your penis enter their mouths.

1) David: Yo seen trilla, I have reached JS Big Pimpin level. I be fly like JS.
JS: No one is fly as me fool.

2) Wiminz: OMG we love you for being so pimpin like J Sammz. You JS big pimp.

3)
Ronald: I b all trillaed out 2 day, now I am gonna go clap some blond french bitch before I sleep.
Sebastian: Yo u be JS Big Pimpin!
Darnnel: TRILLAAAA

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JS Hot tub

The hot tub on the jersey shore (js). It gets aids all in it and filters out herpies.

Pauly D and the jersey shore cast are murders. Those bastards killed the own damn hot tub, the JS Hot tub.

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