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jacob sartorius

cancer

jacob sartorius = cancer

by jacobsartoriusiscancer November 27, 2016

26๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

See Fuckboy

"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."

by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017

22๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

Rolf Jacob Sartorius

A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.

I don't like Jacob Sartorius.

by barney and friends hi November 6, 2016

26๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

A talentless weasel who is became internet famous for making videos on the musical.ly app. His fame also spread to his instagram and twitter, he is an apparently online sensation for no reason. He has no talent or good looks but somehow he's become a member of magcon, and the target of affection for millions of pre-pubescent middle school girls.

Oh gosh, look at that guy over there, he thinks he's so handsome but really he's talentless. Someone needs to tell him to stop acting like Jacob Sartorius.

by Julicakes1 March 11, 2016

43๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.

wow, he's such a jacob sartorius. no talent at all.

by yeet qt March 8, 2016

31๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

an annoying person who wears blush, is a guy, and is fugly as fuck

You are such a jacob sartorius

by lbj23theking March 24, 2016

39๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

the cancer of the internet

13 year old girl : I LOVE JACOB SARTORIUS OMG
Me : KYS

by Gabbobler did nothing wrong March 25, 2016

33๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž