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A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''
Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❤❤❤
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An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing
Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?
Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!
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More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him
Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius
Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑
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a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.
nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?
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"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."
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