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jago is the most caring, fanciest, sweetest and hottest person ever. he always takes pics when he is peeing. jagodeserves head till he dies. everybody wants and need a bf like jago :3
friend: omg did u met jago already?
friend 2: yes hes amazing!
An alien being resembling a young male of average build. His spacecraft crash-landed in the south of England forming the crater now known as Hertfordshire. The UK government used advanced psychic weaponry to retcon the public's geographical headcanon and convince people of the county's existence. This is why nobody can name anything in Hertfordshire, even though everybody agrees that it is a real place.
It has been 20 years since Jago landed sir, nobody has visited the area known as Hertfordshire yet.
Just
A
Group
Of
Spastics
The most amazing group in the world. They have the best friends. Amazing relationships with each other and the best part. It’s not like a normal group where you got someone in charge. We make decisions collectively. YEET
“Who are those idiots. Wouldn’t wanna be part of their group”
“Nah bruv they are JAGOS.They got a great group”
“Nah mate still look like idiots.”
An amazing friend and lover. He's everything you could ask for in a partner. He loves dogs more than anyone else and has an indescribable amount of love for food. Can be quite flirtatious but has a great sense of humor.
Angus: Imagine finding a lover and best friend in one person, it'd be so easy for an introvert like me.
Me: babe, get you a jagos ;)
A Jago, is man of rare shagging ability. Frequently hailed as having plumber-esque pipe laying abilities.
Jagos’ are a rare spawn mostly found in the southeast of England (cornish origin) however, according to canon lore, have been found to spawn in ultra rare locations such as the north of England (ayup Jago), Australia (Jago mate) and Spain (Iago).
That Jago is a real Top shagger, humble bragger
Vanilla gorilla, high ticket biller