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To the idiot with the the definition about only 9 00's, your an idiot. It goes beyond 009, it's not that hard to add 00 to 11 which was in a novel along with 0013. And for God's sake, it's Walther not WALTER.
M replaced James Bond's Beretta with a Walther PPK.
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The Absolutely Greatest films ever made. They are the only Movies that make you wanna watch them over and over. They had some bad ones such as Moonraker, but they are still worth watching.
My favorite Bond Is Roger Moore, My favorite Bond Girl is Natalya, and my favorite Villain is Baron Samedi.
My personal list from best to worst...
1.Licence to Kill
2.Goldfinger
3.Live and Let Die
4.You Only Live Twice
5.Octopussy
6.Thunderball
7.Goldeneye
8.From Russia, With Love
9.The World Is not Enough
10.Diamonds Are Forever
11.The Man with the Golden Gun
12.Die Another Day
13.For Your Eyes Only
14.The Living Daylights
15.Drno
16.On Her Majesty's Secret Service
17.The Spy who Loved Me
18.A View To a Kill
19.Moonraker
20.Tommorow Never Dies
Well, There have been different James Bonds over the years:
Sean Connery
George Lazenby
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Pierce Brosnan
and now...
Daniel Craig
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While commencing the act of James Bonding you roll of the bed and (accidentally) plant your knee into the woman's vagina, sometimes resulting in her throwing up on you.
Man last night I James bonded while we were James Bonding my girlfriend during sex and she puked all over me!
(jaims bond)
Noun
-A complete and total badass.
Noun
-A smooth gentleman with a lot of charm who can get anyone to sleep with him
eg: WHOA MAN, DID YOU SEE HOW HE HANDLED THAT BEAR? HE'S A TOTAL JAMES BOND
eg:
Dude: Hey how was it at the club last night?
Other dude: Oh man there was this one chick there, and we fucked real good, she doesn't even know my NAME
Dude: WHOA MAN, YOU'RE SUCH A JAMES BOND
A Man with way more Std's than anyone should ever have to suffer.
Oh my god! I have Herpies and Crabs and the clap and syphilis and genital warts and AIDS and Hep 1, 2, AND 3 and a yeast infection and OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! I AM TOTALLY JAMES BOND!!!!
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A fictional British super-agent, who, concidering he was the same man in all of his movies, is supposed to be more than 80 years old in his latest movies.
I swear, I read one of Ian Fleming's books, it says James Bond was born in the 20s.
James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.
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A term to describe douchebags in the United States who can't keep their car on the right side of the road.
Hey, James Bond, get off the fucking road!
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