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To pre-janice is the prelude to full-on getting janiced. This means that you start off the night drinking 151 with a group of friends at a house --usually involving intense beer pong--before you head out to a nightclub where you will take multiple pictures with and of people you know, and those you don't. Pre-janicing is important because it helps get other people in attendance "on your level" for later.
Is there going to be a pre-janice at your place tonight?
I sobered up at the club tonight; I knew I should have pre-janiced with all my friends!
How long do we want to pre-janice tonight before we head to the club?
The real-life version of Karen Walker from Will and Grace. Boozy, stupid and bitchy. Touted as "The World's Oldest Supermodel," she is constantly under the influence of alcohol, Quaaludes, or both, and likes to make a fool out of herself and others while under said influences. Was once a judge on America's Next Top Model, but Tyra Banks fired her when she dared to steal one of her barbecued ribs. SHE HATES FATTIES, UGLIES AND SHORTIES. Telling them off is a source of lulz for her, and for America.
Janice Dickinson: *to a model* First rule of modeling, you never rat out your bitches!
Model: *starts to defend herself*
Janice Dickinson: ZIP IT, BITCH! YOU'RE DEAD IN MY BOOK!
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A rich person but will always be alone.
Has crippling depression and a micropenis.
F
Janic: I've got a micropenis
The whole world: F
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A supermodel of the 70's and 80's. She has appeared on many covers such as Vogue, Elle, and Cosmopolitan. Dickinson is the author of three books, including No Lifeguard on Duty: The Accidental Life of the World's First Supermodel, Everything About Me Is Fake... And I'm Perfect and Check, Please! : Dating, Mating, and Extricating. Dickinson claims to have coined the title "supermodel," which she still applies to herself in the present tense. She is 5'10 and still very thin. shes has a daughter Savvy and a son Nathan.
"Back in the day I was doing runway, editorial, advertising, spokesmodeling, and public appearances. Those are five different categories. Your Twiggys and your Lauren Huttons weren't doing that. I was Versace's muse, I was Valentino's muse, I was Alaia's muse, Lancetti's muse, Calvin Klein's, Halston's. I could go on and on." - Janice Dickinson
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While having sex with an unattractive woman, you have her lie on her stomach, in which you proceed to put one foot on the back of her neck so she can't look at you. Then you rotate your body toward the woman, bend down low so you can stick it in, and start thrusting.
Dude: "Man I was with this chick last night"
Guy: "Yeah?! Was she hot?"
Dude: "Naw, I used the Janice Dickinson"
Guy: "Ooooohh"
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When that Grade-A bitch fucks with shit she has no right to fuck with in the first place, always without prior permission.
Person 1: I can't seem to get my TV to work, it was just fine the other day
Person 2: Was SHE here?
Person 1: yes she "visited" without invitation yesterday
Person 2: oh shit you've been Janiced again, that Grade-A bitch
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A former high fashion model of the '70s. She claims to be the world's first supermodel.
Dickinson was also a judge on America's Next Top Model. She was the female version of Simon Cowell.
Dickinson is of Belarusian heritage.
"Janice Dickinson is such a loud mouth. But she can be funny too. Remember when she kissed Tyra Bankson the lips?
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