National Simp day. January 13 is the day that the boys pipe up, shoot their shot, and kiss their crush. Or if you already have a girlfriend, show her some affection, give her a hug and a kiss, tell her she's beautiful.
Girl: 'Oh hey Jake wha-"
boy: "*kisses*
girl:"wtf!!!"
boy: " im sorry. didnt you hear? its January 13, national simp day."
girl: "ohhh okay."
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Itโs national titty picture day. Ask your girl for a titty pic.
Hey bro itโs January 13, you know what that means..national titty picture day go text Sam
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national tell a girl sheโs pretty
boy: heyy itโs january 13 go tell a girl sheโs pretty
boy: alright
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the day all clowns and idiots are born
lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass
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a day with little energy, to be at home smoking and listening to music, the year has just started and you are getting used to the cold, maybe a day to call your friends and stay home, watching a series or doing any other bullshit.
"Do you want to leave this on the january 13? chill day"
nation Make Your Dreams Come True Day ๐
bruh just do get your dreams to come true you Rockstar for january 13
Tell a boy named Jayden how cute, handsome, and funny he is
Oh itโs January 13
Oh go admire Jayden