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black jealousy

When people of African descent are jealous of other African peoples' ambitions and/or success.

The hatred that black people experience when they see someone in their own community succeeding.

ex: The Younger family of the play A Raisin in the Sun all suffer from black jealousy.
ex: Person 1: He just never wants me to achieve my dreams. Person 2: You mean he suffers from black jealousy.

by karj1432 April 29, 2019


Bacon Jealousy

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.

Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.

by the shiny elf November 12, 2011

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retroactive jealousy

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.

Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*

by Iwishiwasntjealousofmybf’sex’s November 6, 2019

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Self Jealousy

The art of being jealous of yourself because you know you already have the best.

Ever since I been dating Tania and I get around her, I have the feeling of self jealousy.

by messenger_Scotty December 24, 2010

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jealousy pic

A photo of a female that enrages her boyfriend and makes him jealous. Most jealousy pics are taken in night clubs then posted on Facebook for the world to see.

Duder 1: "Check out this pic of my girl. Look at that guy kissing on her cheek. What the hell is that about?"

Duder 2: "I don't know man, but it looks like that's her jealousy pic."

Duder 1: "Fuck you I'm not jealous. That bitch better have a good explanation for this."

by westfalia December 30, 2010

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Band jealousy

When anyone fell a sense of jealousy after seeing a high school,college or university band which is far more superiour than the band they're in.

When the Number one high school band in the state arrived for the state high school field tournement some of the other bands had the severe case of band jealousy.

by BruinKiller3469 April 4, 2009

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Situational Jealousy

Jealousy that only occurs during certain situations.

Kim's Date: So would you consider yourself a jealous person?
Kim: Generally, I am not a jealous person. It really just depends on the situation. If there was a girl that wasn't close or related to you, who just so happens to be all up on you. That would make me jealous.

Therefore, Kim has situational jealousy.

by Jesseka V June 3, 2015

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