If your a dad of a girl named Jeanie, your probably a sexy beast. A fucking 10000/10 smash. Dad's of Jeanie's are often very kind and love giving people rides ;). Also, their favorite number is twee, because fuck three.
Bob: Fuck bro, I lost no nut November.
John : What'd you lose to?
Bob: Jeanie's Dad's sexy ass.
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Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.
1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.
2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!
3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.
4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.
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(1)the Jeanis is something that takes shape in the front of your jeans that makes it look like you have a penis in your jeans, even if you don't (for the girls) (2) if you actually have a penis and the tiny Jeanis that occurs, makes it look bigger.
hey stacy you have a code jeanis happening you might wanna flatten that out
Jeanis is the term for when your jeans bunch up, making you look like you have a penis.
I would love to wear these jeans, but they give me a huge jeanis...
it's when your jeans make it look like you have a boner in your crotch area
Oh! Pranav has a jeanis, let's bully him, hahahaha ๐๐คฃ
A penis, made of or covered entirely by blue American denim.
Yo man, that's the nicest jeanis I've seen all summer!
A jean-penis. When your jeans stick up at the zipper making what looks like a bulge traditionally caused by a penis.
"Hey look my jeanis is showing!"