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An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs
Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!
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The correct spelling of Jeebus, according to the Simpsons guides.
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Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.
Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.
God: Uh, no, not that I know of.
Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?
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A reincarnation of Jesus who was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Effectively, a southern Jesus. Also the subject of bad exclamations
"Holy Jebus on a pogostick!"
"Has anyone seen Jebus lately?"
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Jesus' brother, also referred to as "Jesus' brother, Daryll!"
Hi I'm Jesus.
Hi I'm Jesus' brother, Daryll!
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was originally transcribed by a naked goat named judith on a hillside in freckleton, this hillside was very hilly and grassy and was the hillside where jebus removed the chocolate egg which blocked him from getting out of the cave where the rumans chucked some lettuce making him want to go in, this is a true story BELIEVE ME!!!!!
a little hen want ing to cross the road to get to the other side but getting squashed in the process by a mighty being named jebus the holy moly god of chickens.com, visit at ye peril. IF U DARE!!!!!!!!!
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Jebus is indescribable. And short. But we love him anyway.
1. Never play online with jebus. He always uses the 'walk on water' hack
2. SMITE HIM, JEBUS!
3. 'Missed the bugger'
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