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Jebus

Word created by Danielle! She has all rights and claim to this word. The simpsons stole Jeebus from her mind.

Jebus is mah personal savior.

by danielle October 25, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jebus

A popular player in Zombie Panic, a mod for HL2.

His popularity may have been increased due to other sources, but he chose the name without knowledge of any other origin.

Many players claim to belong to the Church of Jebus, and use his name in place of Jesus.

Comedic name often cried out in shock, or just for laughs.

"SWEET JEBUS!!!"

"Jebus is just better than you."

"Jebus...save me Jebus"-often said when about to die, or when surrounded my moronic players who do not know the difference between a hand grenade, and a plastic pear.

"Sweet Jebus"-exclamation of shock and awe, or just complimenting Jebus on an awesome kill.

"FOR JEBUS"-battle cry

"My friend, my brother, my Jebus..."-sombody saved your azz and you are nearly dead.

"Sweet Zombie Jebus"-play on Zombie Jesus/

by Out4Blood4 August 31, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


jebus

Homer Simpson's version of Jesus.

"I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"

by Pac November 21, 2004

922๐Ÿ‘ 355๐Ÿ‘Ž


jebus

Variant of Jesus, used because it's less offensive.

Originated from The Simpsons. Generally used by the general public and webcomic authors so as not to spark religious debate. It does not "use the Lord's name in vain," and gets the message across.

Tenchin: Don't struggle! They'll just bring you in deeper!
Psyguy: Save meh, Jebus!

by GrifMoNeY March 30, 2004

532๐Ÿ‘ 373๐Ÿ‘Ž


jebus

holy transportation

"I'm goin' to church!"
"How?"
"I'm gonna ride the jebus!"

"When I go to heaven I'm takin' the jebus!"

by Fun-Sized.Fantastico March 28, 2010

75๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


jebus

Another name for the non exsisting life form that everyone belives in for some stupid ass reason...

(i bet i will get alot of thumbs down because some people actully belive in that thing)

Do you belive in Jebus?

Hell Nha

by D.J. J. Caten May 2, 2006

2509๐Ÿ‘ 2109๐Ÿ‘Ž


jebus

Name of the ancient Jebusite city conquered by the Hebrew king David more than 3000 years ago. He occupied the fortress of Zion and the city was renamed Jerusalem.

Today it is home to three of the worlds major religions and is the seat of the Israeli capital. It is a city at the centre of international political and social intrigue.

Jebus is a Biblical name of the city now known as Jerusalem

by warnerdang May 27, 2004

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