jeep

Yet another form of overcompensation for small dicked loosers, along with the SUV and the Truck.

Driving a jeep helps me to cope with my microscopic penis. Look out ladies, I'm a small dicked idiot dumbass loser.

Me(after vomitting): Get away from me you disgusting freak, I'm going out with the guy in the little honda, toyota, etc. that just cut you and your stupid looser mobile off.

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Jeep

An American built 4x4 which still remains legendary today. An off-roading icon that none have matched.

'your car may go faster, but my Jeep can go anywhere.'

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Jeep

A person whose eyes are set closer together than normal, like the headlights on a Jeep.

Patty's face is cute, except she's a Jeep, man.

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jeep

Acronym for "Junky Eastern European Product"

My Jeep was made in Germany.

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Jeep

A poor quality, low reliability,Crude vehicle that Barbie is often seen tooling around in (pink)

Barbie called, she wants her Jeep back.,

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jeep

The most kick ass vehicle ever. Common reffered to their "nick" names, usually having a "J" in them.

1984—2001 Jeep Cherokee (XJ)
1993–1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee (ZJ)
1999–2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee (WJ)
2005–present Jeep Grand Cherokee (WK)
1987-1995 Jeep wrangler (YJ)
1996-2006) Jeep Wrangler (TJ)
2007-Present Jeep wrangler (JK)
2002-2007 Jeep Liberty (KJ)
2007-Present Jeep Liberty (KK)
2006-Present Jeep Commander (XK)
1945-1986 Jeep CJ (CJ5 Cj7 CJ8 CJ10 Cj2a ect.)
1986–1992 Jeep Comanche (MJ)

Jeeps are legends. There is no doubt about it.
Ever time someone calls a Jeep a car, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens. ;)

"Yeah, the dude had a sweet XJ. Jeeps rock"

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jeep

the stupidest vechile that seems to follow you everywhere.

OMG ANOTHER JEEP!
i swear they are following me.

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