Jer Bear

1. A handsome, lovable male who is adored by everyone they meet.
2. Known by many to be kind, however when they feel threatened, or when one of their loved ones is threatened, they turn into a grisly bear.

"He's such a gentleman."
"no, he's a Jer Bear."

"He's the sweetest guy I know."
"So he's a Jer Bear."

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Jer Dumb

To be the dumbest of the dumb.

You are not only the worst globally but also jer dumb.

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Jer bear

Jer bear is someone who loves to take care of others. He is a good provider and great father" to kids that he does not have to one to. He is the strength to which his mookie relies on. He is smart but not boastful about it. He never makes you feel worse when you know you have already done wrong. He is everything I ever prayed for in a man. He is a true gentleman.

Jeremy is my jer bear

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Jer Driving

The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.

Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).

Jer Bear

1. A cute bear who loves to cuddle.
2. One who is loved by everyone they meet.
3. A compassionate and caring person towards there loved ones, but if pissed off, known to turn into a grisly bear.
4. A known dance done by drunk frat boys.
5. Very sexy men who attract angelo's

"Is that kid mentally disabled?"
"No, it's the Jer Bear dance!"

"That guy is so caring."
"So he's a Jer Bear."

"That guy is a sexy piece of ass!"
"Well then he must be a jer bear, the sexiest men known on this earth!"

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jer bear

(1) a little-known, worldwide legendary being that would make Chuck Norris wet himself.

(2) it can also be used as an expression of fear or excitement

(1) Jer Bear was sent to iraq on the frontlines with only 500 bullets... he killed 500 men.

when Jer Bear was in the woods, a grizzly bear came up to attack him-- Jer Bear looked at the bear and said "no" in a calm voice... the bear ran away.

(2) "AHH! Jer Bear!!"

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Jer Bear

A fuzzy creature that likes to wear Harry Potter shirts. Usually sits on the dark cold side of the street stalking Western females.

Look at that creepy Jer Bear over there, he's stalking Jen West.

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