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A girl that hails from or dresses like they are from New Jersey.
These girls usually have very orange "tans", long greasy and teased hair, long and pointy nails, very bronzed faces, overly arched eyebrows, dark, sparkly, or neon makeup, very skimpy and tight dresses, high boots or heels, lots of bling-y or flashy accessories, very large and jeweled purses, super low and tight shirts, thongs sticking out of their pants, fake boobs,and tons of glitter. These girls are usually very thin or very fat, never in- between. They are usually Italian or have a very large family and enjoy being very close to their families. Jersey Girls typically have high- end cars, very out- there personalities, jobs as hair stylists, makeup artists, or other prissy careers, and very fake- sounding or made-up names or nicknames. Jersey Girls often typically go clubbing, drink a lot and smoke regularly, stay out until the wee morning hours, are uneducated or act as if they are uneducated, hook up with strange and various men, are very bitchy and confrontational, get into and start many vicious catfights, make up odd phrases and abbreviations, take a very long time to get ready, believe they are 'hot' even if they aren't, get very drunk and often forget what happened the night before, and, generally, get along better with men.
Sassy:" Ugh, I have to go get my nails done today. The manicure I got yesterday is so nasty. I'm soo over cheetah print."
Carmella: " I'll come with. My hair needs a touchup, again. And we have to go tanning! My skin is fading from 'Cheeto Blast' to "Burnt Basketball'! I feel like a frickin' scumbag!
Sassy: "I know. I'm running out of bronzer. And someone used all my friggin' hairspray! I need some SBM, stat!"
Carmella: " Yeah! SBM- Shop, Bronze, Manicure! Oh, and did you see that girl SandMan hooked up with last night? What a whore! Like, for real. So disgusting."
Sassy: "You so got that right! I need a drink! What is it, 10 AM? Guess we're startin' late today! Where's the bar?!"
Carmella: 'Oh, don't worry, Sass! I got some beers in my bag."
Sassy: "I fricking love you, C- Cool! Let's get to the salon! We only have 14 hours to get ready before we go out! Noooo!"
Carmella: "You are such a Jersey Girl, Sassy!"
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A sad female individual, who only look for fellas who have played hurling or football for the county. Usually travel in packs of three to five people are generaly dirty bitches that have no self-respect. The better looking the jersey girl the better hurler or footballer the boyfriend is.
Their some jersey girls, sure they've rode the entire forward line between them.
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A girl who resides in the suburbs outside of New York City or Philadelphia. Usually very attractive due to the fact that daddy and mommy have high paying city jobs and they can buy extremely expensive clothes go tanning in the winter and drive brand new cars even though they cant drive for shit. They often resemble Gwen Stefani or Fergie. They think they are the shit, but have no personal independence at all.
dude, stay away from her she will empty out your bank account, that bitch is a Jersey Girl.
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Pyscho Drama Queen. These are the queen pyshco bitches of the country. They pray on the innocent and prefer guidos and wiggers and crappy hip hop. Thier big hair hides thier lack of common sense and where the scar was from the labotomy. You can find these nut cases in NYC wanna be hip hop clubs. They also have a superority complex.
Look its a Jersey Girl. Run!
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what's the difference between a jersey girl and trash???
trash get's picked up.
haha.
sorry to all the jersey girls, but i couldn't resist.
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a spoiled bitch who whines about anything not in their favor because they are spoiled bitches who got everything handed to them as children
that bitch will not stop whining because she is a jersey girl
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A girl who was born in Jersey obviously, although, a girl moving to Jersey could easily become one. They can be sweet and loving, and some of them are even stunning, but they are straight trash.
-Many common acts of a Jersey Girl include: dressing like trash, sweats, no shoes, sometimes even no bra or underwear; when a guy doesn't want to be bothered for one of many reasons (such as mad, tired, etc) and the girl tries to talk to him and he tells her to leave him alone, she will start to cry and/or look for a way to get attention; yelling or making fun of someone as they are walking by, have walked by, or are too far away to retaliate; can make fun of and/or talk about you but when you do so they cry or give you the silent treatment.
-Jersey Girls often try to act tough and develop an attitude, in which at this point it is appropriate for the guy to shout or possibly smack this bitch.
Not all, but a lot of these types of girl wish, talk about, or want to go to New York. When they get the chance to go, they often make a big deal of it by either: taking tons of pictures of what they see (cabs, buildings, etc); letting everyone in the fucking world know they are going to/in New York; finally decide to wear good clothes when going.
-Oh and by the way, a song with 'New York' in the title or lyrics is strictly for the state of New York and it's fellow New Yorkers and should not be blasted by fucking ugly, trashy, cunty girls AND guys from Jersey.
Girl: Anthony, what's wrong baby?
Anthony: Leave me alone.
Girl: Anthony! Please, tell me!
Anthony: ...
*Girl nudges him*
Girl: Talk to me, please!
Anthony: Shut the fuck up!
*Girl starts crying, friends come over and comfort her*
Jersey Girl: You're nose is big, haha.
Guy: Haha... k..
Jersey Girl: That cologne smells like bad breath.
Guy: Well you always smell like fucking giraffe shit.
Jersey Girl: Don't talk to me.
*Jersey Girl ignores everyone*
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