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1.) A "reality" show packed to the brim with pimps, trophy wives, and bimbos with obnoxiously fake tans.
2.) shit
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Dave: H4v3 juh s33n d4 l4t3st 3p1s0de of J01sey Shore?
Steve: Shoot me...
2.
The dog took a Jersey Shore in the kitchen
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Quite possibly the worst show on air, The show cronicles the life of vapid air head, douchbags and every flavour of asshole from the scum barrel that is new jersey
Guy: I watched the jersey shore last night
Other Guy: That show sucks balls
Guy: It sure does
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lulu: " i watched jersey shore last night"
ME: " OH THAT PILE OF SHIT!"
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a "reality" show on MTV that takes New Yorkers and puts them in New Jersey. because few people know or acknowledge the fact that they are from New York and not New Jersey, the are dubbed Jersians. These fake Jersians get drunk, wasted, and start fights all the time, which makes real Jersians look just as bad.
Idiot: Did you watch Jersey Shore last week? Snooki was soooo wasted!
Non-Idiot: I am not going to waste an hour of my precistious time on earth watching such bullshit that makes fun of my home state.
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NJ's coastline from Sandy Hook to Cape May.
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.
Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.
So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May
The Jersey Shore: Now with less Guido!
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The term for beaches in New Jersey. You don't go "to the beach," you go, "down the shore."
Person from Pennsylvania: We went to the Jersey beach this summer.
Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.
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The reason why the state of New Jersey is now the equivalent of Hell on Earth.
Person 1: You know I'm getting scared.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's New Jersey. I think it's envading America with all those shows like Jersey Shore!
Person 2: No way! You're crazy!
Person: I've warned you!!!
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