a guy named "jesper collste" does have a big fucking dick and a cool guy
ah its jesper collste the big dick guy
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Someone who’s a bad bitch with an Australian shepherd who likes to share sexual partners with his friends
Oh yeah it was the Dirty Jesper and their dog who pissed on the floor then yeeted from the party last night
A big ass man. He dont have sex with condoms and he jizzes in women. Proud father.
"Oh my word, he is such a Jesper 10E"
Jesper fact: when your friend claims something with 100% confidence but he's Norwegian, uncultured and has no idea what he's talking about.
Ahmad : hey jesper how many Drivers' Championship titles does Lewis Hamilton has?
Jesper: 8 bro he won he's 8th trophy a while back
Batu : no bro that's a Jesper Fact, i just googled it and he only has 7
Smart, hot, popular, look, smell and has the same package as Johnny Sins.
In general, every girls dream, even tough he were's glasses.
Her: "Girl, did you see that ho guy?"
Her girl friends: "Oh yeah, he looks like a Jesper Nansen!"
When someone trips or somehow injures themself in a way that shouldn't be possible.
jesper: (Walking)
Jesper: (Trips)
Jesper: (Breaks every bone to have ever existed and that will ever exist, requiring immediate physio).
Someone: Lmao that's a Jesper moment.