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Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior from the Bible. He is the Redeemer, the one who suffered on the cross, died for us, and resurrected the third day to be on the Father’s right hand. He is the creator of the earth and the heavens.
“Jesus Christ is the Savior.”
“Jesus Christ is the Lord.”
“Jesus Christ is the King of Kings.”
”Jesus Christ is the Way to Salvation.”
”Jesus Christ is the Holy One of Israel.”
”Jesus Christ is the Redeemer of the World.”
”Jesus Christ is the Good Shepherd.”
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Omg your eyebrows are drawn on there so Jesus Christ
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A word I say when I can't find my TV remote.
"Jesus Christ, where the hell is my damn TV remote?"
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A common misspelling of Jeebus Crust.
Jesus Christ is actually named Jeebus Crust.
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(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself")
The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.
Don't you dare Jesus Christ me!
Why did you Jesus Christ me?
If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.
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A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.
I was having sex with a nun and she asked what it would be like to meet God? I said I don't know but I showed her Jesus Christ.
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