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A scottish made swear for a accident or a suprisied word or to alert of a sudden pain.
Billy - (walks into door) JESUS SUFFERIN FUCK!
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*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK
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Getting Tit Fucked and cumming on her chin giving her the grey beard of an old Jesus.
Man her rack is so firm I'd want to give her a Jesus Tit Fuck
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The most awesomely hardcore blasphemous thing you can say. Try to reserve this amazing phrase to times which require a little extra. Like when the earth explodes, or you wake up to find a 50ft high dildo standing over your girlfriend’s corpse quietly singing god save the queen.
Boss: You're fired. Oh and I fucked your wife and she died.
Miguel: Eh.
Boss: Wtf.
Miguel: My job and wife were boring me. Time to purge myself and move on.
Miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): Hey! By the way, that wasnt my wife. I put your wife in disguise.
Boss: JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!
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Jesus titty fuck is the act of Jesus coming down from the heaven's above with his giant Jesus dick and just pounding it in your mouth as your breast fold around it, flopping senselessly as you cry from pleasure. THAT my good sir is a Jesus Titty Fuck.
OH GOD! Thanks for the Jesus Titty Fuck!
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An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.
Fuck Jesus, she's got a fat ass!
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An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.
1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.
2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
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