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a place where you can buy some bling! originated from jews hence the name JEWelry. because jews rock!
i got this grill from some jews at a jewelry store.....
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Honey, I bought you something, some new moon jewelry for you to wear for me!
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During sexual intercourse, once the woman has finished orgasming, she pulls the mans penis out and swiftly punches him in the balls and then quickly leaves or else stays to laugh for a minute then runs out of there.
I was about to jewlery box his ass if he didn't finish soon.
My fiance bought my engangement ring from walmart so i jewelry boxed him when he least expected it.
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Clear pieces of jewelry worn to hide piercing while keeping the hole open.
"Dude, I got a job interview tomorrow but I can't take it out for very long.
Then get some jewelry retainers to hide the piercing; it'll keep the hole open"
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A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.
"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."
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The gorgeous, generally bikini clad honeys you invite aboard your vessel to dress up the joint. You'll need to have a fully stocked bar, and preferably a blender, aboard in the hot summer months. It's a little work for a large reward.
Hey Greg - I thought it was your turn to drag up some Boat Jewelry for this trip. Blow the dust off your wallet and buy those ladies over at the bar some drinks!
To be shot in the head with a projectile, generally a bullet.
Osama bin Laden got himself some nice Forehead Jewelry