Jewfro

Of or relating to Jews with fros.
The most popular rant site on the web that deals with the issue of racism preaching equality and understanding.

That kid has a serious jewfro on his head.

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Jewfro

Usually a small tiny dicked person that girls find awkward. Loves to get hit in the balls. Really tiny dick. Like ridiculously tiny. More of a big clit really.

Kyle: You look good
Girl: You have a jewfro
Kyle: Damn
Girl: Yep

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Jewfro

Someone who is unexpectedly good at skiing and likes to pick fights with snowboarders and make little girl jokes with his partner-in-crime but no one hears them.

Snowboarder #1: "Dude Jenno, Jewfro was talking himself up and wanted to fight Westen."
Snowboarder #2: "I thought Jewfro was Westen..."

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Jewfro

A curly mop-looking type of hairstyle that Jews consist of. Basically an afro on a Jew. Enough said.

Queer 1: Hahaha! Is that guy's hair a jewfro?
Queer 2: Haha! Yes indeed it is, what a jew.
Queer 1: Oh jews these days :)

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jewfro samurai

Jewfro Samurai refers to a samurai, or any other kind of warrior (even a ninja) who possess or possed a jewfro. Jewfro Samurai's are extremely good at video games, and have god like penises. They are also fucking amazing, and are great in bed. Do not under any circumstances fight with a jewfro samurai, because they will fuck you up.

Kid: Dude! Jewfro Samurai just cut that guys head off!

Jewfro Samurai got a perfection! (halo)

Kid: The kid is such a jewfro samurai...

Kid: When i grow up, i wanna be jewfro samurai!

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The Southern Jewfro

A term used by a Jew to refer to their pubic hair.

"I shaved the southern Jewfro last night and now it itches like crazy"

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