A Gooey Jewy is an orgasm experienced by a female when she is eaten out by a man with an abnormally large nose, or, a jew-nose.
"He totally gave me a gooey jewy last night, Jessica!"
Jewie is a common name given to those friends of yours named Louis. They tend to be people exploding with jewness and love gold and money. They often choose the banking side in life as it’s like a magnet to them. Jewie is not a good friend and will be incredibly greedy for all your money.
“I saw jewie working in the bank”
“I hate that jewie cunt”