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JHON WONG
guy 1: hey have you heard of JHON WONG
guy 2: OMG!! JHON WONG MY BELOVED
Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.
I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”
A weird shitass way of saying John or John
Garfield: Jhon I need lasagna
Jon- Why the fuck did you just call me jhon
Someone who spells their name wrong on their passport even though their real name is John.
1) John Lucas Please sign your name on your passport
2) (spells name on passport Jhon)
1) Sir you spelt your name incorrectly
Someone who spells their name wrong on their passport even though their real name is John.
1) John Lucas Please sign your name on your passport
2) (spells name on passport Jhon)
1) Sir you spelt your name incorrectly
Fat ass who sits in a chair all day and plays games. Has no life and he is almost 100% gay like 90% of the time. Loves to look at BBC.
This guy is the biggest Jhon wallah I swear to God.