Jim

Someone who is unusually but rightfully obsessed with blonde (usually swedish) women with big tits.

Bro you gotta look away quick before she realises you're jimming her!

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Jim

“A god” the perfect human
(Also has a really big penis)

He will probably get every girl in the world.

Hey who is that handsome guy over there?

It’s Jim!

Ok I’m glad it lasted long with my girlfriend.

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jimming

the act of bagging the fattest bitch you can. (see hogging)

Dude, I'm going to have to go jimming tonight to get some action.

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Jim

the definition of amazing, sexy-ness and perfection. The love of my life. He will be forever always.

you.. are... such a JIM

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Jim

Jim is a man that: A.) Is hard working. B.) Laughs at his own jokes as if they were truly funny. C.) Will most likely work in a large factory or Yard. D.) Has a very small penis, almost like a shrimp. E.) He will be a boss one day and trust only 3-4 workers and will know that these workers are the best at what they do. He is also a man of small stature (very tiny man).

Guy one: Hey did you see Him today?
Guy two: Yes, that man is never gone so I see him daily. Why do you ask?
Guy one: Well I heard that this girl told him he has a shrimp dick.
Guy two: Yeppers that's definitely a JIM!

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jim

A generic nickname used to give to a person of the male gender. Used commonly in hipster circles, mostly back in the '60s and '70s. See Marlon Wayans' character's usage of it in Requiem for a Dream for a good example.

"You hooked us up? Solid, Jim."

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Jim

The Greatest Character in The Office

Roy: Harpor!
*Jim turns around*
*Roy tries to take a swing at Jim*

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