one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet
that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!
The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.
jizzered: The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.
When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.
"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.
A guy who does not visit Porn Hub on the regular hence he has to become a Bed Jizzer.
Damn Ilya, you're such a Bed Jizzer
An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.
Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.
Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.