A fat fuck who is in love with a girl name Leslie
I love Leslie she so hot but I'm too fat and ugly
Damn man your a johan
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Usually a white guy but can sometimes be a really gay asian who wants to destroy other's assholes reguardless of their gender.
What the fuck? Chill Johan, your sus.
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An guy who smells like shit and is know for Making weird sounds and does very bad jokes
Thatβs Johan stay away from him he is like an bubbelgum and Will not leave you alone he is from MalmΓΆ and gay
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A gay guy who lives in a one by one, and has friends with emos and sucks dick. Not only will he suck dick he will suck that dick right off and post it on his snapchat story.
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johan has small dick and is not thicc its a synonym for fuck you your ugly
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To pull a Johan is to do something to avoid getting getting yelled by the wife or intailing a plan that does not make sense.
Bro he pulled a johan last night and someelse took the blame
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Johan is the type of guy that thinks he cute but he isnβt and no girl likes him and for some reason smells like cheese and no one wants to be around him and is associated with otf (only the feds)
Bro I donβt think johan took a shower he stinks
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