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Johan

Johan is a well known STD usally found amongst transvestite dancers and dwarfes.

"Oh shit Margaret u got the Johan?!"
"IΒ΄m sorry to tell you but you have........Johan"

by Dildohunter123 December 1, 2015

25πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Johan

He's literally the best human being you can ever meet. No one can ever be as amazing as a Johan. This guy will definitely make your life amazing. Please meet a Johan Asap and keep him as a friend cause that guy is a beast🀘

Omg is that Johan, wow he's so cool!

by Chaitanya1234 April 29, 2019

10πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Johan

It's a name, you fucking dimwit. What, did you think I was gonna blow smoke up your ass and give you a happy ending too? Go fuck yourself.

guy 1:You hear about what happen to Johan?
guy 2: Yeah, he turbo-splooged and killed 18 people. Shit's fucked.

by sploogecumgod August 4, 2023


Johan

Another word for CrackHead/Cracker. If a Johan sees this he will cry thinking hes a crackhead

David: Did you see that Johan the other day?

Leith: That guy that was doing crack down the street?

David: Yeah, i wonder if that Pundare will ever make it

Leith: May god help all the Johans

by chingchongchinamana May 17, 2022


Johan

a Johan is a person who acts like a johnne

Person 1: Omg BjΓΈrn is such a Johan right now.
Person 2: Yes i know, he's been acting like a johnne all day!

by JohanJohansen November 1, 2022


Johan

A fat fuck who is in love with a girl name Leslie

I love Leslie she so hot but I'm too fat and ugly

Damn man your a johan

by Breezy1234512 February 22, 2017

11πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Johan

Usually a white guy but can sometimes be a really gay asian who wants to destroy other's assholes reguardless of their gender.

What the fuck? Chill Johan, your sus.

by toe zuker March 5, 2019

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž