Johan is a well known STD usally found amongst transvestite dancers and dwarfes.
"Oh shit Margaret u got the Johan?!"
"IΒ΄m sorry to tell you but you have........Johan"
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He's literally the best human being you can ever meet. No one can ever be as amazing as a Johan. This guy will definitely make your life amazing. Please meet a Johan Asap and keep him as a friend cause that guy is a beastπ€
Omg is that Johan, wow he's so cool!
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It's a name, you fucking dimwit. What, did you think I was gonna blow smoke up your ass and give you a happy ending too? Go fuck yourself.
guy 1:You hear about what happen to Johan?
guy 2: Yeah, he turbo-splooged and killed 18 people. Shit's fucked.
Another word for CrackHead/Cracker. If a Johan sees this he will cry thinking hes a crackhead
David: Did you see that Johan the other day?
Leith: That guy that was doing crack down the street?
David: Yeah, i wonder if that Pundare will ever make it
Leith: May god help all the Johans
a Johan is a person who acts like a johnne
Person 1: Omg BjΓΈrn is such a Johan right now.
Person 2: Yes i know, he's been acting like a johnne all day!
A fat fuck who is in love with a girl name Leslie
I love Leslie she so hot but I'm too fat and ugly
Damn man your a johan
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Usually a white guy but can sometimes be a really gay asian who wants to destroy other's assholes reguardless of their gender.
What the fuck? Chill Johan, your sus.
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