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Johann

Johann is so fantastic. He’s very confident and extroverted but he’s also gentle and understanding. He is a wonderful boyfriend and takes the time to make you feel cared for and valued. He has fabulous hair and is very short. His dance moves will make you laugh but not as hard as his dad jokes will. If you have a johann as a friend, you’re very lucky. He will always care for you and is a rather sensitive person despite his confidence.

Person 1: who is that person dressed as a flamingo?
Person 2: oh that’s just Johann
Person 1: why?!
Person 2: it’s Friday of course!

by TurkeyTuesday June 3, 2022

4👍 1👎


Johann

He is the type of person who does exceptionally great with his grades especially Math. With his name taken from the famous musician Johann Sebastian Bach, he also loves to sing and make music and is hell, so good at it. Johann also likes making artworks and loves art. Johann may seem all goofy and hilarious, but deep inside he really is sensitive and has a soft-spot just for his closest friends. Once you have a Johann, never let go of him; he's truly a keeper.

He's such a Johann! I'm gonna Johann him forever!

by John's Sword August 10, 2019

4👍 1👎


Johannes

Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.

Look over there! That's probably a Johannes

by MynameisnotJohannes February 2, 2021

7👍 8👎


Johanne

A black nigga who always wants beef

Oh shit it’s johanne
Frik run he’s gonna drop us (or at least try to and fail)

by TheBoyNextDoor69 January 23, 2018

28👍 50👎


Johann

The biggest bum

Johann is sooo a bum

by Urban dict boy December 31, 2019

8👍 9👎


Johannes

Midget… all i have to say.

Your as low as johannes.

by Pocketshot226 September 6, 2021

11👍 16👎


Johannes

Super gay

Like really gay

He is really Johannes

by yas54321 May 29, 2020

9👍 15👎