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BBC: "Are we witnessing the birth of Johnsonism?"
Everybody: "You mean fascism?"
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The Johnson is when a man wakes up in the middle of the night, usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to masturbate on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson.
1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up.
2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off.
3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so pissed off because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up.
Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!
Erin got The Johnson for her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that.
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Group of guys in Norther Wisconsin that think too highly of themselves and too poorly of others. They often travel in packs, letting everybody know when they have arrived to a party. They like to think that they are good at every activity they take part in simple because they are "Johnsons." Refer to everybody that is not a Johnson as a "Chach." Often times, these Chachs are better at the activities the Johnsons believe themselves to be so great at, but since they are Johnsons, they automatically make fun of the Chachs.
During a game of beer pong:
"Ha! Nice shot, fucking Chach. Too bad you aren't a Johnson."
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A black man's penis/dong/wang/dick/knob/trunk/hose
A Johnson must be very long.
"Yo nigga! Put chow Johnson away!"
"Sorry lady, I didn't know you could see ma Johnson"
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the act of taking a beloved franchise and ruining it through self indulgent writing and a complete disdain for the existing fan base. So named following Rian Johnson's directing and writing of the Star War's film The Last Jedi.
Oh man did you see the new Robocop reboot? It sucked, the director was a hack and totally johnsonned it.
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the act of scraping marijuana resin out of smoking peice in a fiendish way.
Zach and Evan ran out of bud, and decided to Johnson a bowl for a quick high.
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When a guy ejaculates on a womans face
Hey did you give her an a. johnson?
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