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Jonah is probably a tall handsome man with soft fluffy hair that gets in his face. He is a very deep emotional and sad person but he hides it from most of the world. He's very mean to the average person but there is usually a person or two that get his soft spot. He has a huge dick, Im talking 8 inches. Jonah is a religious name so he's probably uncut but don't you dare worry about that, as a woman I can say uncut feels better and is just intimidating cause its not what your used to. Your very unlikely to be selected as a Jonah's Lover because he chooses very few but if you do one day get this opportunity you will remember it forever.
Man that guy Jonah is so mean
Yeah but he has a soft spot
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A person who usually holds the rights to a very large BONER, pronounced "bonah" from the british accent, every word ending in -ah, -nah, or -er can be placed at the end of Jo- to make sense and complete a new definition. Putting another word in front of -nah, such as "Tunah" would also carry a double meaning, one being of Jonah.
a cool ass mutha fucka.
likes to have a good time all day, every day.
a person who pretty rad, but can be a dumbass at times.
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1. (noun) Jonah is a raging boomer who's hair makes him look like a piece of steamed broccoli.
Evan: "Jonah is an absolute boomer."
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A boy who can be very awkward or calm. At first look they can be someone you won’t want to be around, but after a while they can become best friends with you. They are big talkers and normally tell the truth. They are very organized all the time! They dream above and beyond of what they want to be! They are always happy, even in tough decisions. They don’t get treated nicely compared to others. He always tries something new and can be a highlight of your day!
“Jonah is so cool! Let’s hang with him sometime.”
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Jonah is a total nerd, he can rant about his hobbies hours on end. He spends all his money on things he doesn't need, and boasts about how rare something is. Jonah listens to and watches things from the 80's, like Star Wars or Men Without Hats. Don't say something wrong about his fandoms, or he will give you a 20-minute lecture about how wrong you are. He doesn't show his emotions much and he acts like a robot, but when he does show his emotions, it's usually about something he is very passionate about.
P1: I just saw Jonah.
P2: What was ha talking about this time?
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