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1. The name of some weird band which apparently a lot of girls are obsessed with.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.
1. Oh my god Perez Hilton loves the Jonas Brothers!!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!
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The implication of any dirty act.
"Man, august hella wants to jonas my dick."
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He is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet. If your unlucky enough to meet a Jonas you might as well move away... far far away. He never knows when to stop being an asshole but he knows that he is.
Omg Jonas is such an asshole I wish I never met him.
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An abnormal human being with very large teeth and is a pathological liar. A retail employee who works with shoes.
"Man why does that guys teeth always show, he must suffer from Jonas syndrome"
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