joob

a jew with a chode or a chode that is jewish

"You are such a joob"
"Go play with your joob"

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Joob

(adj.) Pronounced "joob" or "jube". One who makes multiple "junior" (rookie/school-boy) "boobs" or errors in situations where they should know better. Similar to a "noob" however it more specifically refers to traveler(s) who whilst abroad make a comedy of errors.

I just got another (spontaneous) nosebleed, im such a joob" "you joob, you didt write down directions to the next hostel

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joob

slang term for Indian

My mom likes that joob curry.

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joob

Someone who is constantly crying and throws fits when something doesnt go their way.

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Platty Joobs

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

blooby joobs

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.

"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."

Platty Joobs

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified

Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs