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When Joost Klein‘s music has a hypnotic effect on you and suddenly it’s all you are listening to even if you never listen to gabber before.
„Guys I normally only listen to genre xyz how did it happen that I only listen to Joosts music now?“
„It’s The Joost Effect. This happened to all of us“
The Dutch are known for various things; weed, Heineken, the red-light district but also that they complain a lot; at least that is what we experience, ourselves.
We all know this guy who is complaining all-the-effing-time. Sometimes he's called Joe, sometimes he's called James and sometimes he's called Joost - and so is ours.
Do keep in mind that this guy, most probably, does not have anything to do with Joost.
Joost: It's raining all day already, the sun is not bright enough and workload is too high!
Colleague: Stop complaining.
Joost: And wait until it's next week, then we don't have any thing to do for project X anything anymore - and the customer doesn't even bother...!!
...
Another colleague walks in and says: Oh boy, is he Joosting again?
Wow a wild Joost Winkens! How did he survive the ice age?!
The person that got disqualified from Eurovision and during his performance in Canada said
"FUCK EUROVISION!"
Justice for Joost Klein
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