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The only difference between Jesus and Michael Jordan is Mike's 6 rings
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The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled
Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.
Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
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White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...
Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.
To palm someone’s head like a basketball
“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”
The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"
The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.
*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.
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The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
John: *hits 180 slam dunk*
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
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