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Jovan Vazquez

A friendly, sociable, easy-going guy, who is sometimes manic, always fun and usually of Puerto Rican descent. Friends love him; Geico fears him. Hobbies include food-photography, moonlighting as a midget pole dancer that vaguely resembles Rod Stewart and compulsively playing with light switches.

The show was profoundly amazing and emotionally powerful; much like Jovan Vazquez's dance performance, to "Tiny Dancer."

by Iamafisherman January 14, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


NRG Jovan

NRG Jovan is a new energy drink, also known as "Energy Jovan". It is currently a Macedonian exclusive!

Aw man i love drinking NRG Jovan, very tasty

by bormasinata October 19, 2020

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Jovan Chew

a short dude with rock hard abs and froggy ass.Also he likes goats and other junk.

"WOW! Jovan chew is so hot!!"

by Jovan chew August 24, 2018


Jovan's Mom

A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the acts, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free. As such, she is the benchmark for which all other whore's are graded against.

that whore was so crazy, she was like Jovan's mom.

by evil reindeer February 18, 2010

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Aileen and Jovan

A couple who at first, seem like innocent friends who got closer overtime. Consoling each other, helping each other get through hardships, and yet somehow they never knew. Subconciously, one liked the other and also never noticed.

Look at those two, they might be becoming Aileen and Jovan.

by DutchBallVIII April 19, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jovan Chew

A short guy with rock hard abs which woman can't get enough of. An extremely cute guy who can light up a room, with bad eyesight . If you get a Jovan Chew in your life, you must cherish him. ;)

Person 1.. He is so hot
Person 2... He must be a Jovan Chew
Person 3.. Ye

by WeiRdmAgeD0N August 24, 2018

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jovan granado

a fat ugly man and has no respect for his mom. he thinks he is funny and knows everything but has no friends. and gets 20 bucks a week and spends it on video games

jovan granado smells bad, never works out eats mcdonalds every day

by insulter October 23, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž