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juan, whoever is reading this is the luckiest person to walk on earth. he brings out a happiness you never would have thought you would feel towards anyone ever. he’ll never fail to remind you how much you mean to him and how much he loves you. whoever you are, treat him like hes the world to you, because he truly will be and is. he’ll spam you with pictures of him smiling and you’ll wake up to long paragraphs and will even send you many during the day. his smile is going to mean everything to you and you’ll do anything to see it a million times, trust me, i did. he’ll call you beautiful and will truly mean it. he loves playing soccer and hes amazing at it. he also is an amazing trick shotter in fortnite, you might laugh, but thats just him and you will adore him for it all. anytime your around him and his friends you feel such brightness in your heart because hes the best one in the group, hes different and it’ll make you so happy & his voice will have you feeling like your where you should be. theres times where he needs his own time and be understanding. i promise you he loves you and dont give up on him because hes perfect. and your very lucky. i promise you that.
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Juan is a handsome hella fucking Mexican boy, can be sarcastic and rude, but does it for a reason usually for his friends and if not then for fun. They also are really good actors singers and since he’s Mexican he is a good-ass dancer, likes to do things with friends and would do anything to see them be happy😍
Friend one: Juan let’s go to a party
Juan: only if we go matching
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Spanish name most closely related to that in English as John. Popularised in the west by the Johnny Depp film "Don Juan", the name Juan strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men. Translates loosely to "man with everything"
Pronounced differently than expected
Juan -> "hhh-wa-n"
Steph- Hey Jenna how is it going with Charles
Jenna- God Steph he was so passe, such a no in a big way! i found a new guy... his is Juan"
Steph- He sounds like a pretty hot guy! Its not too mexican like Miguel, its soft and subtle and incrdibly sexy!
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The number of Mexicans it takes to screw in a lightbulb
Q- How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A- Juan
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A very handsome guy with a Large penis he knows how to give girls head.
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