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Half way through the year which means it’s the only day you have to have a cheat day. Your resolution for the New Years can be cancelled for this one day.
Your resolution was quitting sugary soda?? Then you drink a soda today!! Cause it’s June 1st
National dtb day for all the men that have been wrong by females and decide to have fun and make them dtn
My girl cheated with homeboy now I’m DTB but guess who sent him
-June 1st
It is the start of dinosaur month!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know June 1st is the start of dinosaur month?
Tomorrow on June 1st have the ability smack joe tomorrow anytime u won’t !! 😉 | have very fun | !! 💕 .
why we should smack joe ? ( his bday is totally not tmr ) !! june 1st
A day of the two-faced.
June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.
One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.
Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.
On June 1st 1970, Nikita Khruschev was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel, yikes.
Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.
the one day of the year when your boyfriend has to do all of the work, the dishes, the laundry .e.g.
‘what day is it?’
‘it’s June 1st!!! my boyfriend is doing all of the work, let’s go shopping’
On this day are born motherfuckers that are extremely racist but extremely homosexual
and also they got a fat ass and huge thighs so theyre probably femboys
Karen: When were you born
Alex: June 1st
Random nigga: I love kfc and working on the field