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Once a very good book by the lord god Michael Crichton, now a .. fairly good movie. Spun off many sequels that couldn't keep up with Michael's genuis writing style.
Jurassic Park was a better book than a movie. So was congo (somewhat), sphere, although The Great Train Robbery was a great movie-to-book transition. And I base it on nothing other than Crichton himself directed it.
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To be a 'Jurassic' Joel, your darts skills must far out strip those of other darts players, 180's must come as naturally to you as missing the board comes to lesser players.
It is not uncommon for a Jurassic Joel to also be excellent at Basketball and a sublime cook.
A strategy in the game 5D Chess with Multiverse Timetravel that involves taking a rook and sending it backwards to the first eglegible board
So he was about to mate me, but luckily, i still had the time to play a jurassic rook before that happened.
An area, location ex. School, mall, street, dist., church or mosque, or the White House, where the local population is full of dinosaurs
Please God, you didn't get me a date from Sudaki High School, its a Jurassic Park in there.
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When your doin a girl from behind, you reach over her head and grab her upper jaw and pull until she sounds like a Velociraptor.
Last nite I gave my girl a Jurassic Pork, she sounded like she was straight out da movie!!
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A humungously obese woman who plods around and occassionally has her shirt tucked into her dress, exposing the rump.
Who does that jurassic pork think she is fooling eating that Lean Cuisine?
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A term for a feature or product which was only implemented because it could be.
From the quote 'your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should'
Manager come to you and says implement this feature just because we can. - Jurassic Park
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