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Humorously, the civic duty imposed on we Americans every four to eight years by state or federal courts: jury duty. A boon for some people, a blasted nuisance to most of us.
What's brown and smelly and found on the floor of the courtroom? Jury doody!
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to fix or build something so that it only lasts for a short time
His boss was mad because someone jury rigged the siren.
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A group of citizens serving on a jury who are well endowed A.K.A have big cocks
the hung-jury could not come up with a verdict even after honest thought. Luckily they had large penises?
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Referring to a group of 12 people who can't convict a child murderer because of a "conscience issue" but have no problem taking $50K to go on a talk show and talk about it.
Jim: "Did you hear about that child murderer that got off only with lying to law enforcement?
Scott:"Yeah, she had a Florida jury, no wonder she got off."
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Jewelery that goes in your mouth; i.e. "a grill/grillz"
Got me a new piece of mouf jury today...dropped an ass load of cheada on it, but I luv dis grill.
ADA Binger is hoping for a "Chauvin Jury" in the Rittenhouse trial.
An iteration of Juris Doctor. "Doi" is slang for person, guy, dude, clown, bro, savant...etc.
"Hey bro I heard you just graduated law school and passed the bar. Congratulations!"
"Thanks, I have finally become a Juris Docdoi."