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Probably the coolest people you will ever meet. Rock da house. Have a lot of team sleepovers. Like to use the terms "girl and 4eva". Consist of 9 members, and currently 7 dancers. Like to sing "Mary did you know?" and have obsessions with eachother's family members. Especially Paul & Kelly.
Consist of:
Katie
Blau
Sarah
Gracie
Lindsay
Hannah
Maddie
Laura
Lizzy
person 1: girl did you see those jv starliners?
person 2: yeah they rocked da house.
person 1: 4EVA!
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Jevons likes to be called jv because people do not know how to pronounce his name.
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The act of winning a 4-life Super Smash Bros. match without losing any lives or taking any damage; a superior variation of the 4-stock, in which no lives are lost but damage is taken.
James: Man, this guy crushed me in Smash!
Luke: Yeah, he didn't just 4-stock you, he JV 5-stocked you!
Doing something in soccer that impresses/angers the designated book keeper. This doesn't necessarily have to happen in the game, and you can gain or loose cool points at the whim of the book keeper. At the end of the season, whoever has the most cool points on the team is the coolest kid on the jv soccer team.
Sean, you just got 100 jv cool points for almost kicking the other jv goalie in the face. Your one cool dude.
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A family member who is inconsequential to the larger extended family. This is typically an adult family member who is single and childless. Due to this, they add little benefit to the family as a whole.
Jessica is 35, single, and can't have children. We love her, but she's a JV family member.
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The jokiest of all joke sports. Cannot be participated in seriously.
I got cut from soccer so I'm thinking of going out for boys jv tennis
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Leader of the shittest team at school. Destroys his knee and avoids the practices like a cunt
Chris was a shit captain who abandoned his team, as the jv b soccer captain