KFC

My favorite place to eat since PETA hates it so much.

PETA sucks, wanna go get some KFC?

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KFC

Kentucky Fried Colonel

Now you know KFC's original recipe.

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KFC

KFC is a fast-food chain. Strangely, they are more popular in countries all over the world than America. In London, there are over 38 KFC's. Yet, Kentucky is mentioned. So they think that Kentucky is comprised of Fried Chicken. When the fact of the matter is, no one actually likes it in America.

Excuse me mate, want to hit up KFC's for some grub?

Why, I do believe dear, KFC's and tea shall be fine tonight.

Je voudrais KFC pour ma famille.

OMPA! KFC! Arreverderci.

KFC? That's one f**ed up motha f**cker.

Honestly, I hate KFC.

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KFC

Sexual foreplay with a girl not for gays

Enjoyed a lot by girls. when finished with the breasts and thighs, you have a bone to stick in the greasy box.

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A steet gang centered in Berkeley,Ca. Known in 2009 to be responsible for several robberies in downtown Berkeley. The gang Consists of mostly Christians yet there is one Jew. They can be identified by their batman backpacks with KFC written in white out.

KFC is running the streets right now, they have the mayor of Berkeley in the palm of their hands.

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KFC

A short form of 'ker-fuckin'-ching', the sound a cash register makes and used when somebody tells you about their good fortune with money.

Derived, of course, from the fast food chain which, as well as the usual expressions, can be referred to as Kolonel's Fucking Crap.

Bloke 1: "Mate, I just got 3 grand back on my tax refund."
Bloke 2: "KFC!"
Bloke 1: "What?"
Bloke 2: "Ker-fuckin'-CHING!'

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KFC

Killer Fuckin' Chicken

I got KFC once and I swear to god the chips had so much fat in them i saw a bubble rise from the bottom of one to the top. It WILL kill you.

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