Candy necklace toting, O-Town listening, candle burning, Red Cavalier driving, Ray Lewis coat wearing, frosted tip sporting, metro-sexual version of the Cleveland Mojo, only living in Kansas City.
"I cant wait to meet the Kansas City Mojo" R.R.
A Major League Baseball team that was started by Ewing Kaufmann in 1973 in Kansas City, Missouri, which had been the home of the legendary Negro League champions, the KC Monarchs (1920 - 1962) - Jackie Robinson, Satchel Paige, Buck O'Neil, etc.
At first, the Royals lived up to the level of excellence set by the Monarchs. From 1973-1993, they won ten American League West penants, lost one World Series to the Philadelphia Phillies in 1980 and came back five years later to beat the St. Louis Cardinals in the I-70 Series. In 1980, third baseman George Brett had over a .400 batting average.
Other Royals megastars in the first two decades were:
1) Willie Wilson
2) Bret Saberhagen
3) Frank White
4) Al Hrabosky, the Mad Hungarian
5) Jorge Orta
6) Dane Iorg
7) Bo Jackson
After 1993, the Royals went into a slump and became one of the worst teams in MLB. This has been acutely painful to watch, if you were a fan of Royals Baseball in the 1970s and 1980s.
The decline of the once great Kansas City Royals has been like watching a Shakespearean tragedy. It's sad to see a team that was once at the top of the MLB fall to the bottom.
The Kansas City Royals consistently beat the Yankees in the '70s and '80s even with half their budget. This gave hope to kids across the country that baseball was fair and honest. Anyone with talent could rise to the top. Today that hope is lost.
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The pinnacle of mediocre. Win games, go 11-5, choke the playoffs. Fucking booty
"Yo what the fuck?? the QUEEFS beat the Pats????" - Dave
"Just watch them lose in the playoffs against the motherfucking, trash ass, booty-filled Titans"
*Titans came back from a 21-3 deficit to beat the "high-powered" kansas city queefs*
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It's when a girl {most preferrably an Asian) gives a man a horizontal sponge bath inside a "Massage Parlor".
"I recieved one hell of a Kansas City Carwash last night...my shoulder has never felt better," said the sailorm with a smile.
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When a man bends frontwards and spreads his legs far enough that the gap in his thighs drew the eye to his exposed cock, balls and anus.
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when meeting with group of friends, you are immediately handed a bowl/bong/joint/blunt
Jack: I went over to my buddy's the other day and when I walked nobody even said what's up, they just handed me the weed.
Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake
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This a sex bath where you and your partner get covered in gates bbq sauce and you pulled pork and shove it inside the vagina and your partner will first fuck you, then will nut on the pulled pork then will go down and eat the pork out. All the while your partner is shoving ribs in and out of the other's ass hole.
Person 1: "yo i heard you got Kansas City Turnpiked last night."
Person 2: "ya... I got a rib stuck in my ass."
Person 1: "How'd the pork taste"
Person 2: "Like aids...fml"
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