A guy with a massive shlong. It weights about 17 tonns. he is very fast, altough his penis is 17 tonns. he uses the so called "sprettert paradox or sprettert effeckt" to make himself "sprint" very fast.
Guy 1: Woah! that guys penis is massive!
Guy 2: it must be Kasper Sandøy .
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Oh. My. God. I've never seen something more huge, holy fucking priestly shit. Kasper's dick is the most massive thing in the entire fucking UNIVERSE. It beats Kenny's dick, Marcus' dick, and even Bri's dick.
Ever seen kaspers dick?
YEAH THAT THING THAT FILLS THE UNIVERSE?
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It is when person called Kasper can fly around , usally he dont have any legs.
Yo dude, you wana fly to New York on a Flying Kasper
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The name 'Kasper' or 'Casper' originates from American Pie, as he has sex with the hot girls, and parties hard and all that.
He's god.
"What do you think of Jessica Alba?"
"DUDE! She's so hot, but only a Kasper
Kasper Loks
A cute guy with a huge dick, and he hets more pussy then your dad. He shows much love to his girlfriend, he is cool, never dich someone.
*hey you know Ole kasper*
*yeah he is so cute*
A tall, fragile being known for his ridiculous way of looking and acting. He is known for his repetitive use of the exact same sentences, such as: "Ha ha ha", "You be so funny" and a few more, just as shitty. A Kasper typically lookes like a mix of a lighthouse and a monkey. He probably lives in a cardboardbox, while using the internet of a nearby school, since he doesn't have acces to his own.
"Wow, Kasper Lange sure is fucking ugly."