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An amazing girl that specializes in the act of shaking booty and crushing competition in soccer. Will never give up even when fully aware of her inevitable defeat. Also known as "the beast." Do not mess with, is known to out weight-lift Arnold.
Sweet and holy God, just look at Kathryn walk by today.
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The polar opposite of Dane Cook's "The Karen"
Generally The Kathryn is the awesome girl at the party. She generally is able to show many people a good time in the least promiscuous way while keeping poise. Everyone at the party looks forward to the Kathryn showing up.
Person 1: This party is lame.
Person 2: Don't worry, the Kathryn of the party will be here any minute, things should pick up then!
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Her name is Kathryn. I’m really smitten. Besides myself in fact. Such levels of stupidity. When I am in Kathryn’s presence; I am bestowed with the drunken limbs of a toddler. She is elegant, stylishly understated and when she speaks; she speaks in italics with a delicate geordie burr. She is almost the physical embodiment of a Belle and Sebastian song. Only Stuart Murdoch has never met Kathryn. If he did, he would probably die of writers block just trying to write a song that is as true as she is. So he should probably stay away for his own good. As for myself; I am willing to look more and more fallible next to words for as long as I am lucky to know her. I really do hope that you get to meet her one day…her favourite song is ‘birthday’ by The Sugarcubes. I jumped out of my skin with joy…
Person a) What's that song? Is that Belle and Sebastian
Person b) No it's Kathryn. She kills rock stars.
One of the most fun people you will ever get to know. Kathryn will never let you be unhappy if she can do anything about it, and if she can not then she will do her best to make you happy. She is very cute and her eyes are absolutely bewitching, although she doesn't appreciate herself enough. She also has the prettiest hands you will ever see and is one of the most beautiful people you will ever lay your eyes on.
Wow Kathryn has made me happier than I have ever been!
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1. The greatest person ever. Gets along with everyone else, including wildlife.
2. A kind of pastry baked in Germany, usually (but not necessarily) cherry-filled.
3. A proprietor or employee at an establishment that bakes Kathryns.
Kathryn, who is a Kathryn at the Kathrynswinkle, is a real Kathryn.
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THE CUTEST POTATO IN THE WHOLE LAND OF POTATOES
Also a bottom 😏
Kathryn is a cute potato ginger daddy
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A Very Tall Girl, A Gentle Giant. She has a GREAT sense of humor and owns many amazing purses. She is very attractive and supermodel-like!
Wow, that girl is quite tall, definitely a Kathryn!
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