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cancer kazoo

An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.

Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.

I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.

by Popehat2 November 14, 2007

46๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


kazoo kid

Only the most bomb ass living boy on the planet who can rock a Kazoo like no other.
Often associated with an old educational video for children "Kazoo kid" has turned into a dank meme from the overreacting kid (kazoo kid) and the low production quality.

1,Wow did you see that video about Kazoo Kid?
2, yeah that kid has way too much swag I cant even handle the kazoo.

by Milkmansmilk February 19, 2016

55๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kazoo Parade

The act of performing fellatio on a series of flaccid penises.

In order to be appointed grand marshal of a kazoo parade, one must have a powerful jaw and a potent salivary gland.

You hear that? Sounds like a kazoo parade is going down in there!

by Dirty D. March 31, 2014

138๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty kazoo

when a stripper places her head between your legs and hums on your private parts through your clothes.

I got three "dirty kazoo's" last nite at the Casa Diablo and a hand job.

by Matlock503 April 17, 2010

65๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kazoo Kid

The dankest meme on the market.
He likes to sing, dance, pretend, and kaaaazzooooooooo.

"I wish I was as dank as Kazoo Kid."

by Swegggggggggggggggggg December 12, 2017


Deep kazoo

Where an individual removes their teeth and forcefully humms in another individuals butthole.

That girl is being an idiot. She deserves a deep kazoo

by Eyemacracka April 2, 2016


Fruity Kazoo

Cheese melted or baked onto toasted bread and topped with oregano.

Tim's mom quickly prepared a fruity kazoo for him before his baseball game.

by Uncle Joo June 4, 2010