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The fucking hottest man alive who is an actor, bass player, is sweet and sexy and beautiful and has a cute personality. All the asswipes below are jealous of him.
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Keanu Reeves is the freaking hottest actor on the face of the earth! Hells ya, anyone with those fine brown eyes, thick dark hair and a trenchcoat with about 20,000 guns is o.k. in my book! Damn, he is the most adorable motorcycle riding, agent fighting, demon slaying, ballroom dancing, bass playing, time traveling hottie ever! Keanu Reeves has those funny little quirks and smooth little smiles that make you melt at the movies! He is amazziinggg and u know that everyone secretly loves him even though his movies are just a little repetetive.
Matrix-(black cat walks by)
Keanu Reeves-"Whoa, deja vu!"
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an actor who played in such movies as Bill and Ted, The Matrix, and his new movie Constantine, but only 3 of the movies hes been in DO NOT HAVE PHONE BOOTHS!!!
"Keanu Reeves? THAT HACK, HES ONLY BEEN IN 3 MOVIES WITHOUT PHONE BOOTHS!"
"Thanks Zeph"
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Proof that everyone has a shot at being a successful actor
You mean Keanu Reeves did it? So you're telling me there's a chance..
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Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?
Me: yea, he’s my dad
The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.
Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"
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A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.
"Hey dude you got any Keanu Reeves..."
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