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Jerking off with a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, usually with underwear down by ankles.
“Dude, I just walked in on Brad jerking off. He had a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, Helen Keller style”
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I don't see you I don't hear you you're dead to me! I Helen Kellered your ass!
Did you talk to your ex lately? Hell no! I did a Helen Keller on his ass!
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The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.
Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.
Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
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During the course of oral sex, ejaculate into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. This will cause the illusion of the historical figure Helen keller who was Blind and Def.
Hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-No i have not have you?
Not quite but i gave my date the hellen keller last night!
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Only likes one person. Usually named Curtis. If your name is not Curtis he won’t like you. Don’t play fortnite with him or he will get mad for months. Make poor choices and has the chance to live a good life but doesn’t.
Get this Keller keegstar a towel because he is salty.
One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.
Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.
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in online games, the only person on your team without a microphone.
if it wasnt for hellen keller i would of known that guy was around the corner.
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